Thoughts at a Sushi Bar
Seriously?©
So I go to my favorite sushi bar today for lunch (and why doesn’t that place serve the sushi on the body of a hot naked woman? Clearly there would be more customers there if they would.. I know I would prefer it… especially if I get to pick which of my “friends” will be the platter) and I sit at the bar because the hot Cambodian girl was bartending. Two problems are noticed immediately:
1) I asked for a lime in my drink and got a lemon… seriously? The color didn’t clue you in that they were different?
2) The hot Cambodian girl had her equally hot America friend there and they were chatting and monopolizing the Cambodian’s time.
The conversation between the bartender and her friend turned to the friend’s boyfriend, and I swear this is an actual quote:
USA: I don’t know what’s wrong with my boyfriend… one minute he wants to be lovey-dovey and cuddle…. the next minute he’s mad at me for something
Cambodia: Your boyfriend sounds Dyslexic
USA: Oh, I never thought of that… he may be.
Maybe the problem with the lemon confusion isn’t the most serious problem on this girl’s plate after all ….
-Sissy said,
October 9, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I seriously don’t know what to even say to that… It’s so unlike me to be at a loss for words ? ? ? -S.
Abfab said,
October 9, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Dyslexic…..Bi-polar…..same thing.
One day the “wonder twins” will be the kind of people who will run this country when we (you and I) are old.
That is even fucking scarier!!!
Laryn said,
November 30, 2008 at 2:30 am
I think you’re dislexic… but we’ve discussed that. You should totally post another first life blog!! These are fun, too!