Thoughts at a Sushi Bar
Seriously?©
So I go to my favorite sushi bar today for lunch (and why doesn’t that place serve the sushi on the body of a hot naked woman? Clearly there would be more customers there if they would.. I know I would prefer it… especially if I get to pick which of my “friends” will be the platter) and I sit at the bar because the hot Cambodian girl was bartending. Two problems are noticed immediately:
1) I asked for a lime in my drink and got a lemon… seriously? The color didn’t clue you in that they were different?
2) The hot Cambodian girl had her equally hot America friend there and they were chatting and monopolizing the Cambodian’s time.
The conversation between the bartender and her friend turned to the friend’s boyfriend, and I swear this is an actual quote:
USA: I don’t know what’s wrong with my boyfriend… one minute he wants to be lovey-dovey and cuddle…. the next minute he’s mad at me for something
Cambodia: Your boyfriend sounds Dyslexic
USA: Oh, I never thought of that… he may be.
Maybe the problem with the lemon confusion isn’t the most serious problem on this girl’s plate after all ….
